1: Ghost Them
This is a super easy way to break up with someone because it is non-confrontational and you won’t have to deal with their response. Bonus points if you make them feel like the relationship is going really well right before you cut them off. Don’t forget to block them on literally everything, including but not limited to Instagram, BeReal, Spotify, Snapchat, TikTok, Hinge, Pinterest, Lemon8, Rednote and VSCO to make sure there is no way they can get in contact with you. Should you need it, a restraining order also works well to make sure they can’t even come up to you in person and ask you about it.

2: “I need to focus on my mental health”
This is a great excuse because it makes them believe it’s not their fault (when it totally is.) Follow it up by getting with someone else within the next week (two weeks maximum). However, if you want to avoid confrontation, stay away from their close friends. This works especially well if you tell them that you want to stay in touch with them and continue to text them every day but still don’t want an actual relationship, or if you continue to lead them on hoping for a situationship.

3: Cheat
Again, non-confrontational. If you pull it off, you can even still have the status and benefits of being in a relationship while being able to enjoy the “single” life and have some fun. Warning: this may result in a bit of anger if your partner discovers these actions.

4: The Zone
“I think we’re better as friends.” A classic quote that to this day still serves its purpose. This actually should bring them a lot of comfort because it makes them think that you still value their personality since you want to stay close to them. Obviously don’t actually stay friends with them but you just need to pretend you want to.

5: Befriend the Friends
Ask their friends how to break up with them. This way, the friend can be the messenger and you don’t have to be. It also mentally prepares them to hear the words come out of your mouth, should you choose to confront them about it. Honestly, make sure the whole school knows it’s going to happen before they do so everyone can be prepared. Bonus points if you get with the friend after – people will probably think you’re super cool.